一串让你笑得生活不能自理的英语

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一曰，老师正在上英语课，校长不知怎么就在教室窗口了，不过被老师看见了，于是老师就让校长的女儿用“there is”造句，校长的女儿很紧张，结结巴巴的说出一句话：“There is a pig out of the class.”

  （外拍：学生和老外撞了一下。）
  学生：I am sorry!
  老外：I am sorry too!
  学生：I am sorry three!
   老外：What are you sorry for?
  学生：I am sorry five!
  
有个老外到唐山去旅游，住在当地一户农家里，早上起来，看见院子里有只猫，就逗猫玩，这时候这户人家的老太太出来了，就说：鼓捣猫呢？老外还以为是问早上好，于是就回了一句“Good morning！”到了晚上，老太太又看见这老外 又在洗衣服，就说：鼓捣衣服呢？老外赶紧又回答一句“Good evening!” 心里真佩服，中国人厉害，连老太太英语都说的这么好！深夜，老外泡了一杯牛奶，准备喝完睡觉，又被老太太看见了，问老外：鼓捣奶呢？老外一听，连“Good night！”都会说，彻底晕菜。 www.ddhw.com

一个人去纽约后想去自由女神游览,但不知道怎么走,于是找个一个老外问:
"Where is the free woman?"
老外一个惊的下巴差点没掉下来,说:
"Sorry , I don't know, if you know , please tell me ."

we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿

how are you ? how old are you?
怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？

you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
你有种，我要给你点顏色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ www.ddhw.com

hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝

you me you me
彼此彼此

You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！

know is know noknow is noknow
知之為知之，不知為不知…

WATCH SISTER
表妹

dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

American Chinese not enough
美中不足

one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述

heart flower angry open
心花怒放 www.ddhw.com

go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条

I call Li old big. to year 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。

you have two down son。
你有两下子。

as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！

I give you face you don't want face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

The king who is fxcking is the sun of the king who has fxcked.
金正曰是金曰成的儿子

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