我的二奶——爱凤（ iPhone）

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 花甲老翁得新寵  Old Man Got a New Love

 千嬌百媚俏爱凤  Lovely as a Beauty Can Be

 生活起居有了她  Living with Her in His Life

 憑添情調趣无穷  He is Having Fun without End

打扮時尚迎潮流  Dress Up as Modern as She Would

 溫柔体貼性順从  Tender Consider She Can Be

 家居外出伴著我  Keeping Him Company in & out

 四季如春无嚴冬  Making Four Seasons Feel Like Spring

 学識淵博深若海  Knowledges Deep & Broad as Sea

 記憶如神超時空  Memories Swift in Time & Space

 疑问雜題難不倒  No Question is Too Difficult

 爱因斯 坦拜下風  Einstein Would Consider Her Good

 乐壇名曲知曉多  Knowing All Pops & Hit Songs

 黃鶯出谷甜喉嚨  Voices Sweet as a Canary

 側臥枕边轻轻哼  Lying, Humming next to his pillow

 天籟美声伴酣夢  Bringing Him to Sleep with Sweet Dreams

 天生一幅活地图  Borne with Maps in Her Hands

 大小路況握手中  Knowing All Big & Small Roads

 有她導航我放心  She Make Him Feeled Relaxed

 出門駕車真轻鬆  Driving Always with No Tension

 文武全材样样行  All Things She Can Do

 各類游戏皆精通  All Games She Can Play

 棋逢敵手弈一局  A Chess Champion She Is

 修身養性腦運動  Help Him Exercise His Minds

 日理千机大小事  All Things Are Organized Daily

 有她只需几分鐘  Only Need Her a Few Minutes

 如此幫手何处覓  How Can He Find Such An Assistant

 遠比秘书还管用  Far Better Than A Secretary

 日常生活不能離  No Daily Life Should be Without Her

 心存感激常贊頌   Appreciation is Always in His Heart

 友人笑問她是誰  Friends Ask Who is She

 她是我的 爱凤( 二奶 ）  she is my iPhone

 爱凤就是 i Fung Of-Course is iPhone











 

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  我的大奶—鸡凤（ G-Phone）

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