Answer-Young man Wu De - 珍珠湾ART

When Wu De was young, he did not have opportunities to meet girls. There were girls coming to his place from the cities. They became the workers in the propaganda and medical areas. The leaders wanted to set up some dating meetings for the senior officials (Wu was one) and these girls. The format was like this: The girls were sitting in the front and facing the guys. Each one held a number. If a guy wanted to date the girl, he would forward a note to the host. The host will read the note. If the girl who was invited agreed, then they went away together. Otherwise, the guy would not get a date that day. After 2 hours of dating, these couples would come back and sit at the old places. The guy had to tell a little story about the dating and if they wanted to continue. The host was a 大老粗. When he got the note from Wu, he somehow misinterpreted it. It is up to us to figure out what went wrong. Here was the conversation:

（Wu's note, "3 号姑娘，我姓吴，能不能和你去散步？）

Host is reading Wu's note, "3 号姑娘，我姓吴能，不能和你去散步.
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Wu blushed and immediately sent another note to clearify it.
Host is reading Wu's 2nd note, "我不是性无能." Then he compared the two notes and says, "I did not misread. You said you are on the first note and you said you are not on the second note. I really don't care if you are or not, let's see if the girl wants to go with you."

Wu was very embarrassed and the girl nodded her head sympathetically. They stood up and walked away.
After two hours, these couples came back. When the host asked Wu to tell his story to the people, Wu got very nervous and could not say a word. His friend was whispering to him, "At lease you 可以感谢人家".
Wu said loudly, "我早谢啦."
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Host, "你说你早泄啦. 你还是性无能阿."
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